Two little
boys are sitting in the living room watching TV with their
parents. The Mother looks over at the Father with a wink and a
nod toward upstairs. The Mother turns back to the two boys and
says, We're going upstairs for a minute. You two stay here and
watch TV. We'll be right back, ok?" The two boys nod OK, and
the parents take off upstairs. The oldest of the two boys is old
enough to know what's going on now and he gets up and tiptoes
upstairs. At the top of the stairs, he peeks into his Mom and Dad's
bedroom and shakes his head. Back downstairs he says to his
little Brother, "Come with me." So the two little boys
tiptoe up the stairs. Halfway up, the older brother turns to his
younger brother and says, "Now I want you tokeep in mind,
this is the same woman who used to scold us for sucking our
thumbs!"
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