Jesus is watching you.
| A robber broke in a house. He heard someone say
"JESUS IS WATCHING YOU". When he put his flashlight on the voice he saw a parrot in a cage repeating itself. Under the cage was a nameplate which read, sampson. The robber asked, "What idiot would name thier bird sampson?". The parrot then replied, "The same idiot who named thier pitbull JESUS.". |
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