From BMW Headquarters
We at BMW feel that members of our UK operation could benefit from
knowing certain auto terminology used by your German counterparts. This
should avoid embarrassment at our inter-departmental meetings.
Therefore before the next technical meeting please make the effort to
read and inwardly digest the following...
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INDICATORS= Die Blinkenleiten Tickentocken
SPEEDOMETER= Der Egobooster PUNCTURE= Die Phatte mit Bludyfucken LEARNER= Die Twaten mit Elplatt ESTATE CAR= Die Bagsromm fur Shagginkinauto WINDSCREEN WIPER= Die Fippenflappenschittenspredden FOOTBRAKE= Der Edbangenonvindskreen stoppenquik BREATHALYSER= Die Puffintem fur Pistenarsen SEATBELT= Der Klunkenklicken Frauleintrapper HEADLIGHTS= Das Dippendontdazzle ubastud FOG WARNING= Die Puttenfutdownen Fukit HIGHWAY CODE= Der Wipen fur Arsen TYRES= Phlattfarts TRAFFIC JAM= Der Bluddinfukkin damnundblasten BACKFIRE= Der Lowdenbangen mekkenme Fuckenjumpen JUGGERNAUT= Der Fukkengret trucken ACCIDENT= Der Bleedinmess NEAR ACCIDENT= Der Fucken neer schittenselfen CYCLIST= Pedalpushen pilloken REAR VIEW MIRROR= Der Yokhunter TooKlosen Helmit Mitspike (Chairman) |
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