Me and Leroy.

A man and his driving partner (Leroy) walked into a trucking company depot to apply for a job. The boss said to the the man, "I can hire you but I've only got one position available. I can't hire your friend."

The man said, "Oh, you don't understand. This here is Leroy. Leroy and I have been driving together for years and I never go anywhere without Leroy."

"No, I'm sorry, I've got a full crew and I only need one driver. Your welcome to the job if you like but I can't take on your friend too."

The man said "I'd like to take the job but me and Leroy have been driving for together for years and I never go anywhere without Leroy. We're a team and I won't drive without him."

The boss said, "Well, I only need one of you but here's what I'll do for you. I'll give you a test and if you pass, I'll hire both of you. Agreed? Good. Okay. Let's say you're driving down a steep mountain road when your brakes fail. You quickly pick up speed and approach the bottom of the mountain to see that there is a 100ft. cliff in front of you that has a raging river at the bottom of it. There is a bridge crossing the river but there is a school bus full of children sitting sideways across it. So, in that situation, what do you do?"

The man said, "Well, the first thing I do is I wake up Leroy."

The boss questioned him by saying, "Wake up Leroy? With that kind of an emergency situation at hand, why is waking up Leroy the first thing that you would do?!!!"

"Well," said the man, "me and Leroy have been driving together for many years, and Leroy AIN'T NEVER seen a wreck HALF as bad as the one we fixin' to get into!"

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